every time they make jokes in this episode i just sob harder
do you ever just have an extremely dirty thought out of nowhere and u kind of just scare yourself
and then you start worrying about mind readers
i dont actually have a personality ive just sucked up the personalities of all my favorite characters from when i was about 6 up until now
The paper’s slightly psychic. It shows them whatever I want them to see. Saves a lot of time.
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
“I know that when I got puked out of Purgatory it took me a few weeks to find my sea legs.”
Sometimes you make an argument that’s so solid and logical that you’re absolutely certain you got your point across, then someone replies to it with something so mindblowingly stupid that you have no idea how they managed to graduate from middle school.