do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.
now that it’s warmer i can finally wear shorts and offend people with my natural body hair
I have never laughed so hard in my life.
fucking shave your negativity(:
sophia slayin it
I saw this comment right
So I clicked on their blog and..
I don’t even know where to begin oh my
how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.
star trek au where instead of saying “fascinating” spock says “bitchin”
Sex Education in American Public Schools
every one makes fun of New Jersey but it fucking rules
Wow, these graphs really put the lack of proper sex education in school into perspective.
Say what you want about NJ, but we know our shit when it comes to sex.
NJ all day motha fucka
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"No Anna, I don’t want to build a f***** snowman right now".
my headcanon sirius has a magic tattoo of a moon on his upper left shoulder and it changes to match the phase of the moon so he never forgets even in azkaban bye
this is the worst thing to ever happen to me