daddyslittleariel:

omg-relatable:

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milady-k:

ichwilljeden:

Shots for littles 

Fun dip shot

A nice easy, smooth, and sugary shot that littles who do not enjoy hard liquor can enjoy.

Ingredients
Vodka(I prefer absolut because it’s an easy and cheap vodka.)
Packet of fun dip(choose your favorite flavor! I used RazzApple)

Instructions
Pour shot glass 3/4 of the way with vodka, pour in a couple pinches of fun dip, stir with included lix stick.

Tastes great and you get a sugar stick to lick and tease Daddy with!

Something I’d like to try with My babygirl.

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touchingtennantshair:

abbisue:

rustboro-city:

svviggle:

kastortheunlockable:

stunningpicture:

My 7 year old son was shot down by his 1st grade teacher

The american public education system in a nutshell tho

My third grade teacher actually had a conversation with my mom that I was reading to well and told her to stop having me read at home

My first grade teacher said that it was problematic that I was reading ahead of the rest of the kids in my grade and asked my parents to stop letting me read Harry Potter.
My fourth grade teacher thought it was wrong for my dad to be teaching me complex math because it fascinated me.
My elementary school music teacher hated the way my piano teacher taught me, and how I was more advanced than many of her students, and so told me, in front of my peers and my mother, that I was not good enough to participate in the state solo festival. She would not give me the form. We had to procure it from the district instead. She also hated how I excelled at reading and playing music for the recorder, and so she refused to give me my “belts” (colored beads to signify our level) and humiliated me in front of the class repeatedly.
My eighth grade algebra teacher used to fail me on take home tests because I didn’t solve problems exactly the way she showed us in class; I used methods that we had learned for other types of problems that also applied to these. She took points off my tests because I didn’t bring a calculator even though I got 100% without it, because I was able to do it by hand. I had to call my father, who is an engineer, down to the school to shout her down and give me back my A in the class.
My 10th grade Spanish teacher yelled at me in front of the class numerous times because she didn’t like the way I took notes; she thought that since I didn’t write every word off the slide, I wasn’t getting it all down. I had to explain to her that people who have taken advanced courses, like AP or IB classes, know that in a fast-paced learning environment you need to take quick shorthand notes that contain the necessary information rather than wasting time writing every word. She almost gave me detention.
My 11th grade English teacher gave me a poor mark on my first short essay because she believed that I was looking up unnecessarily complex words in a thesaurus to try and get better marks. The phrases in question: “laced with expletives” and “bombarded”. She wouldn’t hear any defense from me.
My 11th grade history teacher failed me on an essay about the 1950s because I misread the prompt. Except the prompt wasn’t words; it was a political cartoon. One of the figures was clearly president Eisenhower, but the other I couldn’t place. My teacher would not tell us who it was. I labelled him as the governor of Little Rock Arkansas during the integration period, and wrote an essay about that subject. My teacher said that no, it was Joseph McCarthy, and that there was a small picture of the man in our textbook and therefore I should have recognized him instantly. Half the class, apparently, did not.
The American school system is not here to educate us or to encourage us to learn; it’s here to keep us in line and silent. It’s here to keep us from deviating and being our own people and forming our own ideas. Don’t let it win.

The American education system is unbelievably horrendous. That’s why I’m grateful that I live in Washington where there are alternative education options like Running Start that get students out of the traditional school system and into college two years early.

I’m going in to my senior year of high school, and every year I’ve been taught the same exact things in my english classes. I’ve been reading at a college level since 6th grade, and now read at the graduate school level. I love reading, and love classic literature, so of course I’ve already read a lot of the books we read in English class. By a lot I mean so many, that in the last 5 years, I’ve read one book I had never read before. It was a book by my english teachers friend, based off of Don Quixote. I got in trouble for using the connection between ‘quixotic’ and Don Quixote in a homework assignment, and almost failed the class because my ADHD makes it impossible for me to focus on assignments that bore me. The only thing my school cared about in the midst of this was my score of 1990/2400 on the SAT. 

touchingtennantshair:

abbisue:

rustboro-city:

svviggle:

kastortheunlockable:

stunningpicture:

My 7 year old son was shot down by his 1st grade teacher

The american public education system in a nutshell tho

My third grade teacher actually had a conversation with my mom that I was reading to well and told her to stop having me read at home

My first grade teacher said that it was problematic that I was reading ahead of the rest of the kids in my grade and asked my parents to stop letting me read Harry Potter.

My fourth grade teacher thought it was wrong for my dad to be teaching me complex math because it fascinated me.

My elementary school music teacher hated the way my piano teacher taught me, and how I was more advanced than many of her students, and so told me, in front of my peers and my mother, that I was not good enough to participate in the state solo festival. She would not give me the form. We had to procure it from the district instead. She also hated how I excelled at reading and playing music for the recorder, and so she refused to give me my “belts” (colored beads to signify our level) and humiliated me in front of the class repeatedly.

My eighth grade algebra teacher used to fail me on take home tests because I didn’t solve problems exactly the way she showed us in class; I used methods that we had learned for other types of problems that also applied to these. She took points off my tests because I didn’t bring a calculator even though I got 100% without it, because I was able to do it by hand. I had to call my father, who is an engineer, down to the school to shout her down and give me back my A in the class.

My 10th grade Spanish teacher yelled at me in front of the class numerous times because she didn’t like the way I took notes; she thought that since I didn’t write every word off the slide, I wasn’t getting it all down. I had to explain to her that people who have taken advanced courses, like AP or IB classes, know that in a fast-paced learning environment you need to take quick shorthand notes that contain the necessary information rather than wasting time writing every word. She almost gave me detention.

My 11th grade English teacher gave me a poor mark on my first short essay because she believed that I was looking up unnecessarily complex words in a thesaurus to try and get better marks. The phrases in question: “laced with expletives” and “bombarded”. She wouldn’t hear any defense from me.

My 11th grade history teacher failed me on an essay about the 1950s because I misread the prompt. Except the prompt wasn’t words; it was a political cartoon. One of the figures was clearly president Eisenhower, but the other I couldn’t place. My teacher would not tell us who it was. I labelled him as the governor of Little Rock Arkansas during the integration period, and wrote an essay about that subject. My teacher said that no, it was Joseph McCarthy, and that there was a small picture of the man in our textbook and therefore I should have recognized him instantly. Half the class, apparently, did not.

The American school system is not here to educate us or to encourage us to learn; it’s here to keep us in line and silent. It’s here to keep us from deviating and being our own people and forming our own ideas. Don’t let it win.

The American education system is unbelievably horrendous. That’s why I’m grateful that I live in Washington where there are alternative education options like Running Start that get students out of the traditional school system and into college two years early.

I’m going in to my senior year of high school, and every year I’ve been taught the same exact things in my english classes. I’ve been reading at a college level since 6th grade, and now read at the graduate school level. I love reading, and love classic literature, so of course I’ve already read a lot of the books we read in English class. By a lot I mean so many, that in the last 5 years, I’ve read one book I had never read before. It was a book by my english teachers friend, based off of Don Quixote. I got in trouble for using the connection between ‘quixotic’ and Don Quixote in a homework assignment, and almost failed the class because my ADHD makes it impossible for me to focus on assignments that bore me. The only thing my school cared about in the midst of this was my score of 1990/2400 on the SAT. 

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tigermisu:


There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today

tigermisu:

There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today

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talkdontchangeathing:

beyondthewavves:

"Please Doctor, it’s the only medicine we’ve got.”

OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS BALTO.. 978 OTHER PEOPLE HAVE REBLOGGED THIS THAT MEANS THERE ARE MORE PEOPLE WHO LOVE THIS FUCKING MOVIE. EVERYTIME I ASK PEOPLE IF THEY REMEMBER IT THEY THINK I’M TALKING ABOUT BOLT AND IT KILLS ME INSIDE

i have hope

Who doesn’t love Balto???

4 hours ago with 4,484 notes — via phantomofthebookstore, © theanimatedwonders




Mutant 101 -
GROOTING
grootːɪŋ/

verb 
gerund or present participle: grooting 
1. to move tree-rhythmically to The Jackson 5.
"his arms grooted like branches in the wind " 
2. move in a quick and lively way.
"Grooting came naturally to Michael Rooker. [X]”

Mutant 101 -

GROOTING

grootːɪŋ/

verb
gerund or present participle: grooting
1. to move tree-rhythmically to The Jackson 5.
"his arms grooted like branches in the wind "
2. move in a quick and lively way.
"Grooting came naturally to Michael Rooker. [X]”
4 hours ago with 7,714 notes — via pixelstarlight, © mutant-101



"He was modelled after a specific raccoon, and it’s this little guy named Oreo" X

4 hours ago with 19,013 notes — via pixelstarlight, © skullmoon



oknope:

can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?

4 hours ago with 182,368 notes — via phantomofthebookstore, © oknope



princewenyuan:

the funniest thing is that the tattoo actually reads “part of an asshole race”

4 hours ago with 6,980 notes — via phantomofthebookstore, © prettylittlekeegan



lizthefangirl:

when you re-read a book and realize you skipped over an important sentence the first time you read it

image

4 hours ago with 59,776 notes — via haveamagicalday-x, © lizthefangirl



casualcissexism:

oliviawhen:

foxadhd:

Pickpocketing

But is it still a misdemeanor if it’s dogs?

that lady can sure fit a lot of pugs in her bag

casualcissexism:

oliviawhen:

foxadhd:

Pickpocketing

But is it still a misdemeanor if it’s dogs?

that lady can sure fit a lot of pugs in her bag

4 hours ago with 256,819 notes — via needsmorebigfoot, © foxadhd.com



sanziene:

x

4 hours ago with 134,905 notes — via needsmorebigfoot, © sanziene



10 Steps to Self Care

onlinecounsellingcollege:

1. If it feels wrong, don’t do it.
2. Say “exactly” what you mean.
3. Don’t be a people pleaser.
4. Trust your instincts.
5. Never speak badly about yourself.
6. Never give up on your dreams.
7. Don’t be afraid to say “no”.
8. Don’t be afraid to say “yes”.
9. Resist the need to always have control.
10. Stay away from drama and negativity – as much as possible.
Source: Lessons Learned in Life

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sliceofbri:

spoken-not-written:

am i the only one who thinks people look hotter when they’re in underwear and not when they’re naked

1) its this whole “leaving it to the imagination” thing that we humans like
2) genitals are fuckin weird lookin bro
3) have you seen a limp dick it’s like a sad sea creature

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