dinoduckqueen:

werewolfzero:

How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks

asking the real questions

8 hours ago with 53,536 notes — via humorhuehue, © werewolfzero



scumplanet:

JUST A REMINDER THAT PLATONIC LOVE IS REALLY IMPORTANT AND I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE FRIENDS THAT YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH PLATONICALLY CAUSE THOSE FRIENDSHIPS ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND HONEST OK THANK YOU

8 hours ago with 251,046 notes — via branthe-broken, © scumplanet



sexbangs:

a question: does anyone else get second hand embarrassment when watching con panels? like when fans start asking questions? do you ever get so embarrassed that you have to pause the video momentarily and just, chill for a minute? 

8 hours ago with 33,459 notes — via capn-devdev, © sexbangs



mishasminions:

I LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE "YOU LITTLE SHIT" IS A TERM OF ENDEARMENT AND IT’S MAGICAL

8 hours ago with 202,062 notes — via capn-devdev, © mishasminions



top-model:

damn, tyra. you might as well just write “i fuckin hate u” on the paper and give her that.

top-model:

damn, tyra. you might as well just write “i fuckin hate u” on the paper and give her that.

8 hours ago with 18,873 notes — via capn-devdev, © top-model



Some pointless colour things that may or may not be relevant

dottoraqn:

just-a-line-to-say:

So we all know that colours are written in the format #000000 and a while ago I saw a thing about how #246010 is this colour and this happens:

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So then, because I’m investigating juxtaposition, I wondered what colour ‘246010’ is backwards, and I am so angry right now because #010642 is:

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And you’ll never guess what the goddamn costume department did

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YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW ANGRY I AM

That is a+ costume design and I am slightly in awe.

8 hours ago with 2,649 notes — via capn-devdev, © just-a-line-to-say



sweartothisshit:

If you ever get the chance to see your favourite band live, fucking do it and don’t regret a single thing.

8 hours ago with 29,348 notes — via sincerelychanda, © sweartothisshit



taylorswift:

shakeitoffs:

do you ever just feel like

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Omg all the time.

8 hours ago with 16,576 notes — via capn-devdev, © shakeitoffs



haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y
23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

image

8 hours ago with 132,875 notes — via needsmorebigfoot, © kateevangelistaauthor



itisnotofimport:

“Uh… I-I-I… I would not. This belongs to my wife now, so.” [x]

8 hours ago with 56,687 notes — via cas-you-assbutt-dean-needs-you, © tinysteve



pixienightmaregoddess:

And these are the men making decisions in women’s health. Fantastic.

8 hours ago with 43,068 notes — via kanyemily, © sandandglass



haunthecause:

its fucking face omg

8 hours ago with 123,448 notes — via pixelstarlight, © keeganallennews



rhydonmyhardon:

rhubabe:

where my ohioans at tbh

ohio isnt real

8 hours ago with 860 notes — via needsmorebigfoot, © rhubabe



favabean05:

alljustletters:

andercas:

no matter how old I get

I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings

Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids.

9 hours ago with 447,527 notes — via pixelstarlight, © andercas



daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

9 hours ago with 172,234 notes — via needsmorebigfoot, © yovahkiin