ssjdebusk:

every time they make jokes in this episode i just sob harder

[x]

laughtokeepfromcryin:

monday—mornings:

me at school

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarles:

free-as-a-cyber-bird:

do you ever just have an extremely dirty thought out of nowhere and u kind of just scare yourself

and then you start worrying about mind readers

nagittokomaeda:

i dont actually have a personality ive just sucked up the personalities of all my favorite characters from when i was about 6 up until now 

timeywimeyness:

The paper’s slightly psychic. It shows them whatever I want them to see. Saves a lot of time. 

awastrelmescalined:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

#im not saying its aliens #but

“I know that when I got puked out of Purgatory it took me a few weeks to find my sea legs.”

danssmith:

It means no worries for the rest of your days, it’s our problem-free philosophy: Hakuna Matata.

keep-calm-stay-healthy:

recovery-ghost:

Sometimes you make an argument that’s so solid and logical that you’re absolutely certain you got your point across, then someone replies to it with something so mindblowingly stupid that you have no idea how they managed to graduate from middle school.